The above is just a random hit of the keys. Now I will look to interpret what was hidden inside the randomness for my future. OK, looking deep with my extra sensory word and letter powers.
It looks like I want to start a...business uh some sort, wait some kind of pig way outer Hubble space suit. Maybe I am suppose to send the pigs that started this whole flu to outer space.
Feel free to type a short random phrase. I will interpret the meaning for a small price. The longer the phrase the higher the price.
12 comments:
Pefguhjglyahuigfhjeg
Was that comment about a business real?
Ok, Ryan J. Mannie...this may take some time...no I see it all clearly now.
After the next girl hugging you will be juggling perfume ...uh...a fig...and yah...a hawaiian lay.
I owe me money now boy!
I mean you...you owe me money now boy!
WSRRLKksuvcnjklwe/E
will I be charged extra for the slash?
So Courtney...here we go now.
Looking very closely here...in your future I see an SUV, but it's doesn't look good, the tires are slashed...you are sitting in the driver's seat reading the Wall Street Journal. Four kids in the back with the initials c. j. k., and I believe the last initial is L. (hard to say) but they are all screaming weeeeeeeeE!
There you go, that will be $7.50 plus a $2 surcharge!
mhbdfjhakxckjw
I want my fortune told! Hopefully there is a million bucks in store for me!
OK Nicole friend, this is one of the more difficult fake fortunes I have given, but it looks... you know the fewer the vowel the more difficult this is, but never fear. Here goes:
I am happy to say riches will come your way in the form of hacky sacks and jacks. Info on how and when from a fax from the JWs(the religion).
That is all it's showing me man. There's no time frame on this, so keep your eyes open and get a fax machine. I can sell you one for a real low price.
iwanagoonavacation
My friend Natalie. I have received your random letters. Yes, very troubling.
So, what I see is a new vocation, yes looks like you wana dedicate yourself to rehabilitating goons (aka, thugs).
You really fit the fortune Natalie! Amazing!
QEIosimzoxci
Kay, I am ready. Lay it on me.
QEIosimzoxci
Very intriguing mi hermana mia. These is all in a spanish. (Repeat that in a Mexican accent really fast) But since i happen to know the language...bueno,
El limon (lemon) is ripe. Si? El sol (sun) is bright. Si? Que (what)? Como (how)? Mis Osos (my bears).
Unbelievable but you, I may be wrong here, will ingest some lemon gummy bears at the beach, after your return you will break out a need need to apply oxzi 5.
rehabilitating goons? Your skill is uncanny.
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